dear alexander,

so, you made these really awesome knuckle duster rings and clutches. i hate to do this so last minute, ya know, adding more things to my christmas list. but man, these are the shit. like literally. the coolest thing i could ever own. so please, give a girl her dream. i'd especially die, and i mean D-I-E, if i got the gold version.

thanks.
with much love,
sg